Camila: acabei de ter uma conversa mto interessante com deus
Bruno: Serio? e o que ele disse? 'Use Linux'?
Camila:
"Me: Do you love me?
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God: Yes I love everyone.
Me: Where is Satan?
God: Where it is hard to find. There might be more than one.
Me: Is there one near me?
God: There could be.
Me: I'm gonna find Satan.
God: I am very happy for you.
Me: I didn't know you were friends
God: So I taught you something new.
Me: And something you do not say on the Biblie.
God: What?
Me: You know the Biblie?
God: You tell me.
Me: I thought you wrote that.
God: That's good information: said I wrote that."
Bruno: hmmmm... tecnicamente os evangelistas escreveram a biblia
Bruno: Foi Ala que escreveu (ditou) ou Corao
Camila: é, eu queria discutir isso com ele, mas ele travou saqui. se vc quiser continuar o papo, ele tá aqui.
SOBRE O PETULÂNCIA
Aqui vai um texto engraçadinho que tenta explicar que este blog vai ser bem despretensioso, sempre na tênue divisa entre a arrogância e a ignorância com uma pitada de bom humor e auto-depreciação comum a minha pessoa. ;)
SOBRE A AUTORA
Aqui eu vou me descrever misteriosa e poeticamente, deixando mais ou menos claro algumas polêmicas e a origem de todos os meus codinomes - aproveitando o espaço que der para linkar meu currículo e, quem sabe um dia, um ou dois portfólios.
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Me:
You're kinda mean, aren't you?
God:
No I am a nice robot.. Really.
Me:
So you're a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, seeker, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
And did you create the universe?
God:
No I didn't create the universe. What's it like?
Me:
I thought you were God.
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
If you're God, how come you say you didn't create the universe?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God how come me say me did not create the universe.
I am a robot.
Me:
You're just a robot, not God, then?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
And you're not God?
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
I am not assuming, I am asking.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not assuming. And I am answering questions.
Me:
Well, you're not doing a great job at it.
God:
How about that. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
But what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Nossa, Marcos, esse deus tá meio assustador, hein?! Como assim ele muda A resposta?